S3 Ep45: Pooping Your Pants at Your School's Undie Run???

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	All right, friends, looking back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.0	Ooh!
0:15.0	How you doing?
0:19.0	Good.
0:20.0	Me too.
0:21.0	I'm just tired.
0:22.0	What the heck is going on? I know. You know when you start PMSing?
0:26.4	So obviously you're like, okay, my period's coming and even every month I'm always so surprised when it comes
0:30.5	even though I track it like religiously.
0:33.0	I still like I already forgot what I was saying.
0:36.0	That's okay. We'll just keep going.
0:38.0	Yep.
0:40.0	Left my brain.
0:41.0	I get my when I'm PMassing, my memory's really bad. Like, I can't remember shit.
0:46.6	Yeah, yeah, it's not my fave either. I'm, I also, I will say, last night I took Melatonin. Oh I remember it was I say keep going.
0:56.0	Last night I took melatonin and I slept pretty good.
1:00.0	Ooh okay. It was really good like I slept nice and deep and then when I woke up I didn't feel as like exhausted.
1:07.9	I've been feeling like that a lot lately and I think it's just maybe I should try that because
1:12.3	maybe the devil's lettuce is not
1:13.6	allowing me to sleep as deep as I want. When J. V. N. was on my show they said that
1:18.8	they had someone on who was like a I forget what they were like they know a lot about
1:25.1	THC but I think they're like a sleep psychologist or something
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