S3 Ep44: Showing Off Your Udders at Your Halloween Work Party

Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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omg hiiii bean freakssss! happy spooky season (or happy Tuesday) to you all! we concluded our funny Halloween stories series this week and we ended on quite the high note. in this episode we talked about that awful moment when no one knows your costume, argued over which is thee SUPERIOR halloween candy, and shared one of our favorite stories about Donnie Dumps!

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0:00.0	All right, fun.
0:08.8	Welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.0	Woo!
0:15.0	Happy spooky season!
0:20.0	Happy Halloween!
0:22.0	Happy birthday!
0:24.0	We're cookies and milk.
0:25.0	You can't really see my thing.
0:26.0	It's Halloween.
0:28.0	It's Halloween. It's Mr. Halloween's birthday.
0:31.0	We are milk and cookies. Yeah, what did I say? Is that what I said? I think so. If you give a mouse a cookie, that's what we should have been.
0:38.0	Now that's funny. Now that's comedy. This is the most comfy costume I've ever worn.
0:45.0	Yeah, I love a silly food costume.
0:47.0	It's real easy.
0:48.0	We were going to do this or peanut butter and jelly,
0:50.0	but this one felt more us.
0:52.0	Because we're both allergic to milk and only
0:53.5	jerkin eat cookies. I have to eat vegan ones. Pretend I'm oat milk and
0:59.0	cookies. Well I hate peanut butter and jelly so it would have been
1:01.6	against God. That's true yeah it would have been against nature.
1:04.8	It would have been hypocritical really if you think about it.
1:07.8	By the time this comes out, I mean it's literally Halloween.
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