Hey, all you cool cats and kittens.

Are you ready for a phone scam or three?

This bonus episode of the upside is all about the phone scams ever since I left the radio.

Even before I left the radio and a company asked me to stop doing phone scams.

They were like, where are the phone scams?

And I haven't done anything with them because I don't know, I just didn't.

But people need to laugh now.

And I know these aren't for everybody.

So I'm not offended if you don't listen to this episode.

If phone scams give you anxiety and that you don't need any more anxiety right now, go

ahead and turn it off.

No offense taken.

But if phone scams bring you laughter and joy, then here we go.

Now something I want you to know.

These are all very old.

As a matter of fact, these are from my time working in Tucson, Arizona at a radio station

called KRQ with a morning show called Mojo and Betsy.

And my name as the producer of that show and one of the co-hosts was Omlet.

It was Omlet because there was a guy who worked across the street named Jerry Agar and his

nickname was Ags.

And somebody made the joke that somebody was made.

That in Omlet is better than Ags.

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