Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?

I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

The White Night? That only happens in fairy tales.

My hair hurts. I peed on a guy once during sex, but it was an accident.

Where do you shop? The big and tall horror store?

I've talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I'm

like freaking Annie get your clothes on. You can't just randomly go down on one person and not on another.

I paid good money expecting to be eaten out. This is not the conversation I wish to have is my most

amazing self. I have enough trouble figuring out how to be a woman in a man's world without trying to be a woman pretending to be a man in a man's world.

He's a bisexual.

Actually, I like the move in.

A girlie girl would want her boyfriend to move in.

I do love you, but I've never lived with anybody before.

His name was Aidan Shaw.

He was warm, masculine, and classic American.

You're a bad kisser. Why don't you just save us all, a lot of time and trouble, and get out now before anybody gets hurt?

I have a crush.

Who has a guest at 2 in the morning?

I'm better get home.

Yeah, yeah, you gotta get a Burlington.

Romance!

I'm telling you, it didn't even occur to me, which is so depressing.

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