All right, Elise Castle, here we go.

All right, Mike Jensen.

Let's go.

So today we're talking about cockadoodle-doo.

I got a crow.

Mary Martin, Peter Pan.

Oh, I have no idea.

This originally was on October 15th, 2000, written by Michael Patrick King, directed by

Alan Coulter.

Can I just tell a really funny story about Mary Martin, Peter Pan?

Sure.

It's my favorite story ever.

So back when Barnes & Noble was in Lincoln Center, when they had that, like, Lincoln Center, Barnes & Noble. Gotcha Lincoln Center when they had that like Lincoln Center, Barnes & Noble.

They used to do all of the Broadway stuff there all the time. It was like the Broadway-centric Barnes & Noble.

And my friend Jake was there once and he said he was just standing in line and he overheard an elderly gentleman while he was holding a copy

of Kathy Rigby's Peter Pan on DVD screaming at the employee, I said Mary Martin. And I just love that.

That's all. Sorry. So our DVD recap, can it be that the problem isn't them? It's us. It's always about trying to

sleep with men, whether they're in feathers or feather boas, as Carrie and Samantha struggle with

their noisy neighbors. Carrie has roosters on the roof next door, and Samantha has

transsexual hookers outside her window every night.

Miranda is worried that her life and her Chinese food is in a rut and Charlotte needs to

stop obsessing over Trey.

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