S3 Ep188: The One With Bruno: Friday, November 13th, 2020

The Toast

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🗓️ 13 November 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials.
0:02.3	Welcome back to the morning, Toast.
0:03.6	Happy Friday, Friday.
0:06.5	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:09.3	It is obviously Friday, which is normally
0:11.0	like a super joyous occasion, but we are being blessed
0:14.2	in the studio with the presence of Bruno.
0:17.7	Bruno sweets is here, first time ever.
0:20.1	I said I was gonna try and bring him this week,
0:21.7	and then it was Friday, and I was like,
0:23.6	I'm a woman of my word, Bruno, let's go.
0:26.7	It's really hard, like I do not envy.
0:29.3	We used to have this with Theo, it's like the running around,
0:31.3	the pooping, it's like, it's a full time job
0:33.2	when you're literally trying to do your full time job.
0:35.5	Right, he got here, he needed to poop.
0:37.6	I could like tell he was about to go right,
0:39.2	you know, right where Theo looked back at it yesterday.
0:41.3	It's staying right between our feet.
0:43.1	So I took him over Yonder.
0:44.8	I put down a paper towel, I was like,
0:46.2	let's see how smart this guy is,
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