Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning, Toast Happy Thursday.

Hope everyone is having a wonderful week. We are... You smell that? We're so close to

Friday. Yeah, I'm feeling good about the rest of the week. I feel like it's

really downhill from here. We are belatedly celebrating Humday because THO is

in the building. He chose to sit with his auntie just for a little bit. I know

he's gonna leave me soon, but it means so much to me that he is up here right

now. Like it's been a while. I don't know if you guys like pay attention to who he

sits with, but he's really been choosing you over me like every single day. Well I

think he knows that Mama's tired because I was up all night consuming so much

television. Oh my god. You don't even know. Three hours of the CMA awards, premiere of

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and then a very subpar below average

mediocre episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Plus I watched watch

what happens live because the cast of Salt Lake City was on and it hindered my

so let me try to be wild and I was so tired. You didn't really miss that much but

I just wanted to see how they like interact on Watch What Happens live because

you know it's like when it's they're not pretending like they're just being

in Salt Lake City like they're in charge but like at Watch What Happens I've

like Andy's in charge. And I really just it didn't change my opinion on anyone I

just um actually maybe a little bit on Lisa like we'll discuss. Okay we we'll

discuss because who the fuck is Lisa? Um but no last time I was up till 1230

watching TV and I hadn't even started Orange County and I had to watch Orange

County this morning also so weird I go to turn on the CMA last night at 8 p.m.

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