S3 Ep174: The One Where We Disagree: Monday, October 26th, 2020

The Toast

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🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.6	Welcome back to the Morning Toast Happy Monday.
0:04.6	It is a nasty, misty and gloomy Monday here in New York,
0:07.4	but our spirits cannot be broken.
0:09.8	Our spirits are high considering the atmosphere is low.
0:14.2	My spirit is high because Dr. Fuck Chairman is here,
0:17.0	and usually he doesn't come in on a rainy day
0:18.8	because he doesn't fuck with the rain.
0:20.6	Like that beautiful coat of hair, just too special.
0:23.6	It will not do, but he is here, therefore I am cheered.
0:27.9	The love of my life is here,
0:29.1	and I really brought him for you.
0:30.3	I find it so difficult to get theo out and about in the rain
0:33.7	because he just gets wet and he's like a mop and he's all soppy.
0:36.9	But if I may,
0:38.2	he can make it through the rain.
0:42.3	He can stand up once again.
0:46.2	Yeah.
0:46.7	On his own, and he knows that he's lipstick on N.T.S.T.
0:53.8	Yeah, sorry.
0:54.4	I was trying not to embarrass you,
0:55.7	but giving you a little tongue on the teeth.
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