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The Toast

S3 Ep173: To Top Sheet Or Not To Top Sheet: Friday, October 23, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Tyra Banks slams reports she doesn't want 'Real Housewives' on 'DWTS' (Page Six) Emma Roberts: It's 'witchcraft' Lea Michele, Billie Lourd and I are all boy moms (Page Six) Miley Cyrus Announces Seventh Album Plastic Hearts: I 'Found Myself' (PEOPLE) Dave Portnoy denies hanging out with 'RHONY' star Ramona Singer (Page Six) Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Show PDA at Kim Kardashian's 40th Birthday Party (US Weekly) Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap Kelly's Mindless News via Hello! The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials.

0:02.4

Everyone accepts Claudia.

0:03.9

Oh my god.

0:05.8

Jackie woke up on the wrong side of the bed because Theo

0:07.7

wanted to sit with me today instead of her.

0:09.4

That's not what happened.

0:10.3

You guys all saw literally as we were counting down Theo's

0:13.3

here, like he's lost his courage about jumping up

0:15.6

so he's tapping him to get him up, you know, trying

0:17.8

to instill some confidence in him.

0:19.8

And Claudia just like summoned him over there, just

0:22.8

ripped him right out from under me when I haven't sat

0:25.6

with him all week.

0:26.7

And he matches my outfit.

0:28.5

The thing is, is that Theo sits where he wants to sit.

0:30.5

And like me tapping would not have, if he wanted to sit

0:32.9

with you, me tapping would have done nothing.

0:34.6

I feel like I've actually done that before.

0:36.3

I let my son choose his own destiny.

0:39.9

And his destiny included sitting next to me today.

0:42.1

And I'm certainly not going to hinder on that.

0:44.0

You being his mom, like he went to go play over here.

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