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The Toast

S3 Ep107: The Short One: Tuesday, June 16th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is Tuesday. Hey, Claude H.Y.D.

0:07.5

Morning, Millennials. H.Y.D. Hi, Jacks. Hi, everyone. I'm doing good. It's only Tuesday. I literally can't believe it. But I'm doing good. Just chugging along. Try to try to make it, you know.

0:23.5

Yep, I definitely know. I am so sleepy today. That's why I'm still wearing a robe. This is my morning toast robe. So I feel like it's acceptable to wear on the show. And it's just the most comfortable thing in the entire world.

0:37.5

I had accidentally left it at our studio for most of quarantine. But I just went and got it back. And I'm truly in heaven sitting here in it. And I hope that everyone doesn't mind that I'm wearing a robe.

0:48.5

And you have a sleepy tone to your voice. I know I was so tired last night. I fell asleep at like 1030, which is crazy for me. And then I woke up like 11 hours later. And I'm still just in a fog. And I didn't take anything like this was unnatural.

1:05.5

So I have been feeling this morning as well, just like not great. And I think it might have to do with the fact that we both got shots yesterday. You think like it's possible. I don't know. No, that would be crazy. We both got shots yesterday. My arm is killing me when I was lying in my bed rolling over.

1:24.5

I was like, I woke up from the pain in my arm. And I'm a side sleeper. And my arm. I left arm is like totally out of commission. So not being able to like flip quickly onto my left side was devastating for me last night, truly. Yeah. No, I woke up to a very painful arm.

1:39.5

Well, I was like bragging last night. Everyone's arm started. And I was like, mine doesn't hurt. I'm like so healthy. And like literally the second I said that my arm started to hurt.

1:47.5

Welcome to the club. We have fabulous fast five stories. We don't have TV recap because there was nothing on television last night, very sadly.

1:56.5

And I literally just can't be bothered to turn my TV on anymore. Like I'm officially I think like done with television.

2:03.5

You know, quarantine takes many different phases, you know, there are some their faces that I was on my peloton every single day. And then like the last two weeks, I didn't I peloton once. So things happen, people change.

2:17.5

And I think you just got to go with the flow. Yeah, my flow is currently like a laying in bed in the same position for 12 hours watching TikTok.

2:27.5

So I'm like, this is my flow today is gonna be a cleaning flow because my laundry's piling up. And then I'll be like, oh my god, I had such a productive day. I clean my whole apartment. And then I'll be feel really good about laying in bed and watching Potomac all night.

2:41.5

Oh, actually, I'm going to be productive as well today. I have my first therapy session via zoom. That's exciting. Sorry, telehealth, whatever it's called.

2:50.5

Yeah, I'm getting ready to like get my feelings. I don't have to put on like makeup, right? Like it's not. Well, it just depends who you are, you know, like because I feel like I would wear makeup because I just want to paint the whole picture of who I am, you know, you know, it would be it would be false of you to show up without makeup.

3:08.5

But I feel like if I show up with makeup on like that's like, I'm not even like being raw and exposed to my therapist, which is like what I want to be. Yeah, I think that I think you you could go without makeup and and that's you just being comfortable.

3:23.5

But I would be being uncomfortable not wearing makeup. I understand that's just interesting to think about like the logistics of telehealth.

3:31.5

Yeah, it's quite logistical. So we have a fabulous show for you guys today.

3:38.5

Fast five and that's pretty much it.

3:41.5

I we are going to talk about Kate limberstone, right? I have so many thoughts. Yes, we are. That's our first story. So let's just jump right into it into the fast five stories that you yes you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

3:54.5

Okay, Jack's excuse me. Oh, I have something to say. Go on. I have to say it's so simple, you know, yet so complicated.

4:05.5

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