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The Toast

S3 Ep106: I Need A Little Fabulous, Is That So Wrong?: Monday, June 15th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Monday. Hey, Claude H.

0:07.6

Vade. Hey guys, happy Monday. Hey, Jacks. How you doing? I'm doing good. Wow. Wow. You

0:15.7

want to hear something so weird? Sure. Is it weirder than the fact that you slammed me for

0:21.4

how you're doing? And I just pick it up like it's nothing. I feel like H.V.D. is something

0:25.7

that feels good to say, but not good to hear. So I understand why like you want to say it.

0:30.4

But you know what? Like if you were saying something that just make you feel so good and special

0:34.0

and like heard, and you were enjoying yourself, like I just don't see a scenario in which I

0:40.6

would reign on your parade. So I made the decision a few days ago, a very bad decision to sleep

0:47.6

in a pair of biker shorts. Okay. And I have literal bruises. Like the tight elastic,

0:55.4

on the bottom around my thigh has left like two circular spherical bruises where like now

1:01.0

I'm sitting and I feel pain. Isn't that weird? Yeah, it's weird, but I think it sort of

1:05.2

makes sense because I feel like someone who would stop their sister from saying hi,

1:08.7

Dern is just someone who might fall asleep in biker shorts and therefore have have pain.

1:15.4

Well, what had happened was I was so turned up from our GNI that I kind of just like fell

1:21.9

asleep and in like random shit that I wouldn't have normally fallen asleep in. But Jackie,

1:26.9

Margot and I had a GNI girls night in on Friday and we recorded a fabulous Patreon video

1:31.8

that you're really able to watch. We did. It's taken me all weekend to get it done because

1:36.2

I was so hungover from GNI on Saturday. Yesterday, I made the video, but then my computer

1:40.8

first I did do it again. It's ready to go. It'll be up by the time this episode goes up.

1:45.4

So definitely enjoy it. We made a flat bread. We're drinking. We're chilling. It's good

1:50.5

times. I think a lot of people are out of quarantine. So I don't know if you can really relate

1:56.5

to what we're going through, but um, no, honestly, like this video needs a trigger warning

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