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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S3 Ep 9: Friday Bonus & Self-Haircuts

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

It’s Friday and it’s bonus episode time! First up, a chat about Jim the driver and a TikTok food reviewer controversy (sorry, more TikTok). Then moving onto your emails, we give a very long answer to a questions about cutting your own hair. Thanks for all your messages - keep them coming at wolfowlpod@gmail.com Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

0:12.9

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake,

0:18.6

that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

0:37.9

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

0:40.4

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.0

welcome to the world for now

0:48.6

we've got a bonus for you

0:50.5

two things

0:51.9

yo yo two things I want to talk to you about very very very quickly before we start. One, this tour is messing with my sleep patterns. There is a time when 925, when we're doing this, would be so late in my day because I've been up since 6 or whatever. I got up half an hour ago. I don't know what's going on, man. Really? Yeah. I've got a toddler, so I was up at six. When my kids come in and like, I sort of, I'm like fucking, what's his name from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory? The uncle. Grandpa Joe? I'm not Grandpa Joe. I'm not Grandpa Joe. Because their kids come in and talk to him and I'm just bedridden and get out. It's just like, hey man, how's it going? You're right. I struggled to get out bed this morning. I was in Brighton gigging last night and it took me and Jim hours to get home because the roads were all fucked. So it was like a storm. Actually, sort of went for, we were for quite a romantic walk last night. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I need to sort this out because there's an issue here. So Jim drove you back from the gig last night. Jim that said he was unavailable to take me home from the one show last night. That Jim. No, Jim drove me all day, I should say contextual life. Jim drove me into Portsmouth.

2:02.8

So, hold on, Jim, Jim that was supposed to be with me yesterday. No, no, no, no, that gym. That gym. He had, he had, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he had the choice of, the gym. The gym. the gym

2:15.7

actually I should say now

2:17.5

are you

2:18.0

the gym that I've been getting

2:19.3

are you planning on using gym

2:20.0

on Monday or Tuesday because

2:21.2

I mean golf with you. The gym... Actually, I should say now, are you... The gym that I've been getting... Are you planning on using gym on Monday or Tuesday? Because me and him are going to... We're trying to get a game of golf in. This is the problem with me not being a social butterfly like you. Is that now I'm getting... People don't... Now, Jim said to me, he was very cagey about it.

2:37.3

So it's going to be someone else on Monday because I can't do it.

2:41.8

Tuesday, Tuesday.

2:42.7

He was with you Monday.

2:44.0

He said he had a lovely day with you Monday.

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