Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred. They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake,

that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

dressed up as a bird and a dog

pow!

Oh no, I didn't have anything to follow up with.

Welcome to the Wolf and Al podcast.

That was like, you know, like going up to someone back a back in the day and trying to sort of chat, shut someone up and walk over

and sort of think you've got a real cool opener and you're about to sort of like, yeah, blow their

mind and then literally just sort of be like, ah. I just got, I just got reminded of like a horrible incident where I was like, do you know Rainforest Cafe? Oh my God, yeah, it used to be in London. I think it still is in London, isn't it? But is it not there anymore? Is it closed down? Is it not closed? I think it's closed down because I think it has dysentery in it or something. Oh, cool. I think like like, the water all got, like, contaminated. All the, um, uh, robots there stopped working. Okay. Um, it's difficult to know how much of what you're saying is factually correct, but, uh... No, no, it's true. Like, when it first opened, it was, like, fucking mind-blown. It was actually like being in a forest, wasn't it? like you bowled in, like the line would go, ah, and all that and stuff. And it felt like really, oh wow,

this is very much, it was actually like being in a forest wasn't it? Like you bowled in like the lion would go and all that and stuff and it felt like really oh wow this is very much not not being like that's very much not like being in a forest there's no fucking lions in the rainforest so well no it was right there was yeah yeah but if you didn't know you're probably a little bit like you travel the world so you know about forests and rainforests and shit, right? Like for people like me, wouldn't I literally been any further than COS or fucking Feneraki? I go, like if you told me, if I went to a rainforest and someone went, there's no lions here, I go, this a fucking waste of time. Well, you don't want to go to a forest and there be lions. Do you know that Lion King was going to be called King of the Jungle?

But then they realise that there are no lions in the jungle.

Really? That's why they call it Lion King. Yeah. Is it true? Yeah, that is true, yeah. I mean, you're acting like it's the most unbelievable thing I've ever said to. but in the Lion King he does go and hang out in the jungle for a bit isn't he with...

Is it the jungle that you go?

Yeah, I think he does.

Yeah, but I don't think they jungle for a bit, don't he? Is it the jungle that you go?

Yeah, I think he does, yeah, but I don't think they normally knock about that, do I?

Is that the jungle?

It's strange, isn't it? So what, they just hang out on the planes? Every time I think I'm certain of something, you ask me a question, I think, oh no. Oh no. It's like you only talk to your kids and they go, so why is that? And you go, I don't actually know.

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