S3 Ep. 32 - Lifeboat

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

A bowling team finds themselves adrift in the mid-Atlantic.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.

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0:00.0	Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.
0:04.7	Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
0:12.1	Good morning and welcome to Flight 666666666 to Pichiville, Nebraska.
0:17.5	Thank you.
0:18.1	And as we conclude our boarding process, we invite you to sit back and relax as we review the safety features of this Dirlift H.P.46 aircraft. At this time, all personal wards and amulets should be safely sewn to seat back in front of you, as they may interfere with the aircraft's glyph of protection. Once airborne, we'll let you know when you can pray to approved old and elder gods, but please know that some prayers may not be uttered at any time. You can find a list of approved rights and rituals in the in-flight information section of the Sky Malnomicon. There are 12 M-101 Howitzer Canons on this plane, five on each side of the main deck, and one on each side of the Sacrifice Deck. Please take a moment to locate the Howitzer closest to your seat, and keep in mind your
0:54.4	closest howitzer may be behind you. In the event of a mid-air collision, these howitzers may be
0:58.7	clung to and fired downward to slow your descent into the Atlantic Ocean. To operate an M-101
1:03.5	howitzer, please retrieve the 105-millimeter shell from under your seat, loaded into the breach,
1:09.0	adjust range if necessary, and fire. Be sure to fire
1:11.9	your howitzer before helping others. If you're sitting in the howitzer row and are unwilling or
1:16.6	unable to operate an M101 howitzer, or if you suffer from the dreaded curse of the worm,
1:21.2	please let us know and we'll be happy to find your seat on the sacrifice deck. Once again, welcome
1:25.2	aboard Flight 666666666 to Peachville,
1:28.2	and from all of us on your flight crew today, thanks for flying the friendly skies.
1:31.8	Flat 10s, prepare doors for Archer and Crosscheck.
1:56.2	Let's see. Well in the Dungeons and daddies, not a BDSM podcast.
1:57.6	A Pitchie one.
2:00.2	Every episode there's more spite in your voice when you say Nata.
2:01.8	Not a BDSM podcast.
2:02.1	Okay. This season we're playing.
2:04.4	This show is a not a BDSM podcast.
2:07.8	This season we're playing Call of Cthulhu, Willisar, DM, and this is called the Peachyville Horror.
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