S3 Ep. 31 - Only Angels Have Legs

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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A further, more thorough exploration of flight mechanics with a greater degree of urgency than before.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.

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0:49.0	Aircraft 1 performs a split S? That's the last thing you should do. You're right in line with the incoming spy plane. Free spring, please. The spy plane had you in their sights. What were you thinking at this point? You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead. Well, that's a big gamble while piloting a makeshift table encased in layered non-Newtonian alien impact goo, and powered by a bundle of robotic hoverlegs and steered by an alien moth creature.
1:14.6	And unfortunately for you, that gamble didn't work.
1:18.6	The spy plane exploded through your craft, sending your entire bowling team scrambling.
1:22.6	Francis makes an aggressive vertical move here, landing in the cargo bay,
1:26.6	with Blake, Timmy, and Trudy making similarly successful maneuvers.
1:30.3	Mothman is speared in the head and brings Kelsey down with him, but the majority of the team survives.
1:36.3	The encounter was a victory, but I think that we've shown it as an example of what not to do.
1:42.3	Next... Gatsy his move here, so. an example of what not to do. Next.
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2:03.1	when the cosmic trauma of the hour of the hole was still fresh on the minds of Tinseltown's brightest stars and scribes.
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