S3 Ep. 24 - Nag the Dog

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

People are patched up and a plan is patched together.

This episode contains Violence, Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content, Suicide.

Info and tickets for Beth's solo show "Beth Wants the D":

Edinburgh Fringe: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/beth-wants-d

Hollywood Fringe: www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/11775?tab=tickets

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Kelsey Grammar is Matt Arnold

Francis Farnsworth is Anthony Burch

Trudy Trout is Beth May

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Theme song is “A Hole in the Stars” by Maxton Waller

"Big Shane Silva" by Maxton Waller

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0:00.0	Here, Sandra, listen to this email. Felicitations and unalloyed joy to you. Could you help with a small inconvenience? I possess $32 million in an account belonging to my father, the prince. We need an honest person to bank this amount for us. We're quits in, babe. Some things are too good to be true. The spec savers too good deal isn't.
0:21.9	Get two pairs of glasses for 70 pounds.
0:24.4	Include single vision lenses to the same prescription.
0:26.8	Conditions apply.
0:27.7	Ask in store for details.
0:29.0	Quince in.
0:32.1	Hey everyone, Beth here.
0:33.9	I'll let you get to your regularly scheduled peachy content in just a sec, but I wanted to let
0:38.9	you know that tickets for my solo show, Beth wants the D, are now available for both Hollywood Fringe
0:44.8	in June and Edinburgh Fringe in August. So if either of those festivals is in your neck of the woods,
0:50.3	please come out and see a show that has it all. There's excitement, danger, brain shocking,
0:55.8	and CIA espionage, sort of. Well, you'll see. I'll put the links in the show notes so you can
1:01.6	learn more and check it out. Thanks. And now back to your favorite bowling team. Dungeons and Daddies
1:07.9	is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.
1:12.8	Content warnings can be found in the description.
1:22.8	Now Big Shane Silva kept the piece with his badge and a wheel gun.
1:26.9	Until the night, a lawless beast shot his only son.
1:31.8	Big Shane, Big Shane toil to learn who did the act.
1:36.0	Each night he burned the midnight oil searching through the facts.
1:43.9	And in a dream the answer came
1:46.0	The vision clear as day
1:48.0	He saw the soda jerk take aim
	...

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