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I'm Walter Newsman bringing you the news that Pichyville can use.

And thanks to Red Vines, I finally have a licorice that will last our entire broadcast.

If only the teens of our fair

city were spending their time eating these delicious treats, instead, and parents, you best listen

carefully, they are honking. The heavy petting, jukebox, jiving, drive-bin dwelling youngsters

are reportedly using a new clandestine code,

communicated entirely by the toots and boops of their automobile horns.

The police are calling it automobile morse code.

Teens call it jalopy knees.

We call it trouble.

Here, joining us in the studio tonight to help us crack the most dangerous code since the Enigma machine is local school mom Kelsey Grammer. Welcome,

Miss Grammar. It's an honor to be here, Walter. And might I add, your coverage of the

Halger Histora was both patriotic and masculine. Oh, thank you, Miss Grammar.

Now, then, suppose I've settled into separate beds with a warm glass of milk and my Protestant wife.

We're about to doze off when we hear the horn of our Chevrolet outside.

How do we tell the difference between a benign beep and some sort of secret teen communique?

Well, what you want to be listening for is a short series of honks in a rapid succession.

At least that's what I've heard, from other people, teens, not me.

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