S3 Ep 17: An Alice Band & Mr Cellophane
Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis
Ranga Bee & Platform Media
4.8 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, |
| 0:09.0 | whatever's preferred. |
| 0:10.0 | They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served. |
| 0:15.0 | Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la. |
| 0:17.0 | That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler. |
| 0:20.0 | Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh |
| 0:37.5 | ripping impressive in it the death |
| 0:39.3 | bringing his head spinning just kidding |
| 0:41.3 | every word in his song's about two grown men |
| 0:43.5 | dressed up as a bird and a dog |
| 0:45.0 | dog |
| 0:45.1 | yo |
| 0:47.0 | hello hello |
| 0:49.2 | oh god |
| 0:51.0 | I'm not happy with my head |
| 0:53.4 | I've sort of put a hood on but even that's not I... I mean, this is not anybody's problem. You've got a quiff coming out of the hair. It's so bizarre. It's a really... It's quite a vibe. You look like a sort of skating team. Look at this shit. Look at it. Yeah, it's a messier stuff's a messier of stuff ever seen your hair. Can't you, like, push it back with the earphones, like you being like an Alice man? Oh, no, let me try. Let me show. That's cool. That is actually pretty cool like that. But you should have it like that for it? Mate, that's a cool look. I kind of like that vibe. I think this is, this is, yeah, I think you should have this for the rest of the podcast yeah it actually looks alright yeah it's a new you I've never that's pretty sweet man yeah yeah so right mate you look like if I'm honest with you look like you're on holiday you've just come out of ocean beach You're the only person who's done 30 legs. |
| 1:45.1 | Yeah, why, honestly, why are people, if you're going to if you've got a holiday, holiday guys. Yeah, I mean? Yeah, well, that's fucking, that's a holiday cut that. Yeah. You're literally out of the pool straight to the club. Listen, I've just done 30 legs. Get me a peanut collared and a sausage sandwich. Big White Liddica just going, |
| 2:02.7 | fuck it on, who's that that there? |
| 2:04.2 | Just fucking banging out the lengths. You'll be known as slick back. You've got a sort of Michael Corleone vibe with that. Yeah, I don't. Well, I mean, the problem is, is that if we click this up and put it out, people are not going to know that the beginning of this and they're just going to think I've fucking lost my mind. Although this is exactly the sort of thing that you start off going on this and it's terrible and then this might be my look. I think, like, right now in my life, I'm thinking your birthday, I'll buy you, and I know your birthday's coming, is I buy you an Alice, like a selection of Alice bands. Thank you. I've got you a gift that's already coming, which I didn't actually know it was your birthday. I don't have been written down, but... No, no. Do you know your birthday's almost, what was it, the 26th of March? 27th. It's like a month exactly before my birthday. I'll never do this. No, if it was the 26th of March, would you not be wishing me happy birthday? |
| 2:51.3 | Oh shit. exactly before my birthday. I'll never do this. No. If it was the 26th of March, |
| 2:52.4 | would you not be wishing me happy birthday? |
| 2:53.5 | Oh shit. |
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