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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S3 Ep 16: Childminder Tom & Pirate Auditions

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… Norwich hotels, sponsorship slip-ups, childminder fast-food feasts, holiday pests and stag-do pedigree, the price of a signed photo, dopey cartoon characters, the Jack Black phenomenon, opinions on The Holiday, auditioning as pirates and more marathon motivation tips for Rom. Then we answer some more of your emails with a questions about dealing with ADHD and another great film pitch proposal. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred.

0:10.0

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.

0:15.0

Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la.

0:17.0

That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

0:20.0

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

0:37.9

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

0:40.4

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.0

hello welcome

0:49.7

welcome welcome to do like this garage MC thing

0:52.0

I need to apologise firstly I don't know what my mic I didn't bring it with me I'm in going to do like this garage MC thing. I need to apologise firstly. I don't know my mic, I didn't bring it with me. I'm in Norwich. Wow. Is that your room you're in? It's a very grey room, isn't it? You're in sort of a corner of it. Yeah, it does look quite bleak. I'm not saying that microphones aren't allowed in Norwich. I'm just saying I forgot it. I forgot to bring it. So this is laptop microphone, quality sound you're hearing. I've tried to find like, JT's always going on about finding the softest area. So that's what I've done. It's very soft. It's, it's insane. You've got grey curtains and a grey water and paint. It's like, yeah. I know it's so weird that they'd match the wall with the curtain.

1:29.5

I know it's fucking lunacy.

1:30.8

It is genuinely.

1:31.7

I think at least give it a little bit of colour.

1:34.6

Yeah, it's quite a morose sort of colour sort of scheme.

1:37.7

Can I show you the rest of the room?

1:39.0

Because it is quite light.

1:42.0

Oh, fuck.

1:42.5

I mean, that's not a room That's a sweep by the way

1:44.6

That's not even Your bed's not even in that bit That's a fucking... That is... That is... No, it's not. That is incredible. Look, you can see the bed there. A four post of bed. What? You're living some swanky life On this tour, my friend. We're talking about it. It's the only I tell this.

2:00.6

It's the only I tell you.

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