S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Wedding, Society & Culture, Crime, Comedy, True Crime, Detective, Shat, Lesbian

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🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.

This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.

Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them.

And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for.

Part Two drops June 18th.

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0:00.0	911, what's your emergency?
0:12.0	My mom took me and my brother to
0:17.0	chocolate factory.
0:19.0	The chocolate one didn't give me any chocolate.
0:22.6	Oh, you've got the wrong department, ma'am.
0:24.6	This is the police.
0:25.9	We deal with real crimes.
0:27.3	Hang on, I'll transfer you to someone who can help.
0:30.0	Karen.
0:32.5	Okay, I've got it.
0:33.8	Get the phone.
0:35.1	Karen, pick up the phone.
0:37.9	Now. Give me one second. I, pick up the phone. Now.
0:38.4	Give me one second.
0:39.1	Just finishing my biscuit.
0:41.3	Honestly, Karen.
0:42.6	Hi there.
0:43.0	It's assistant to the detective Karen Whitehouse here.
0:45.2	How can I help?
0:46.0	You didn't give me any chocolate.
0:48.3	Oh, okay.
0:49.2	I'm going to have to patch you through to the lead detective for this kind of case.
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