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Welcome back to sitcom D&D, a real play Dungeons and Dragons podcast recorded in front of a fake studio audience.

Today, you guessed it.

I'm getting some weird looks.

Did that sound like a different delivery than usual?

Sounds like a different person than usual.

Sean couldn't make it today.

I'm Zaps Kedarski.

And I'll be your DM. Zaps, I'm scared. Kedarski And I'll be your DM Zaps, I'm scared

You should be

I actually know how to DM

And I'm mean

Oh no

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