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SitcomD&D

S3 E18: Hypothetigold

SitcomD&D

Headgum

Dungeons And Dragons, Leisure, Sitcom, Improv, Comedy

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

When the gang encounters a pot of gold with the magical ability to show them what would happen given any hypothetical situation, their egos and friendships will be tested like never before. 

Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs

Theme Song & Chuck E. Busters song by: Arne Parrott

Artwork by: Waleed Mansour

Guest Star: Ryan Asher

Story Concept by: Sean Coyle & Waleed Mansour

Edited by: Grace Harper

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.9

What I was going to get first was knives, and then they're like, okay, but you need one more character, because that's only six.

0:15.7

And I got knives with an exclamation point.

0:19.1

Is there a picture of a knife or multiple knives at all near it?

0:22.5

No, no, it's just a word.

0:24.2

Somehow that's scarier.

0:25.6

Yeah, I agree.

0:27.5

Yeah, just like based on your all-around disposition and demeanor, I would never guess

0:33.8

that, like, knives was tattooed somewhere on your body.

0:37.1

It's awesome. I'm a nice guy, but...

0:39.2

And you're a knives guy. And I'm a knives guy. Nice. Knives. I'm a knives guy.

0:46.4

Elizabeth loves it.

1:05.4

Welcome back to sitcom D&D, a Real Blade Dungeons and Dragons podcast recorded in front of a fake studio audience.

1:12.9

Today we're picking up inside your favorite place in the world, Chuck E Busters. And guess who just got back from vacation? That's right. It's Mr. Tummy coming through the front door to kick off the Monday

1:18.2

morning meeting. And he's looking a little, a little relaxed, but also a little worse for wear.

1:23.2

It looks like he had an absolute time on the SS sexual, his sex ship that he was on.

1:29.9

S.S. Sexual.

1:30.7

Both the Ss also stand for sexual.

1:33.0

Yes.

1:35.4

And so he takes off his sunglasses and kind of caresses his brow.

1:40.1

And he calls for everyone to come join the morning meeting.

1:43.3

So quiet on set. Sounds speeding, and we're rolling.

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