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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

S3 E16 Phantom Cleaner - Part Two

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Wedding, Society & Culture, Crime, Comedy, True Crime, Detective, Shat, Lesbian

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Contact is finally made with the sole witness to this crime - a small leopard gecko who goes by the name Persephone. And against all odds, she leads us directly to our prime suspect. The only person who fits this crime perfectly, with both motive and intent.

But when the suspect is finally confronted, a confusing confession sends us spiralling. Reality starts to wobble. And we are left asking ourselves some very serious questions including but not limited to: have we been out-detectived by a gecko?


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on Phantom Cleaner.

0:02.5

After being out for a while, I came home, and when I walked in, I immediately felt that something was really wrong.

0:10.6

Something's off. So I started looking around, and then I noticed that things looked different.

0:15.9

Things were clean. I went in my bathroom, and my whole bathroom had been cleaned cleaned and sitting on the toilet paper was this neatly folded rows made out of toilet paper.

0:27.5

My son's room had been completely cleaned from top to bottom. All of his stuffed animals lined up in a row.

0:33.3

It's a bit weird.

0:34.6

It was so odd and so unnerving.

0:37.3

I don't think I've ever come across somebody doing that.

0:40.3

The first thing that goes through my mind is that a serial killer has targeting me.

0:45.0

This is some type of sinister step in a larger plan.

0:49.7

And then this woman shows up at my door.

0:52.2

She's Brazilian, only speaks Portuguese.

1:46.0

She's got her phone out trying to use Google Translate to communicate with me. And she's trying to tell me that she and her daughter were the ones who came to clean the house. It was either later that same day or the next day, another woman comes by a younger woman. She's telling me that she did it. And I was like, oh, you must be the daughter. Your mother was just here. And she was like, no, my mother's in Brazil. Oh my gosh. I'm just reading the Daily Mail article now. And you have a pet that was at home. A few pets. Are any of the pet witnesses still alive? Yeah. I do have a gecko that was there. Her name is Persephone. We know an animal psychic, Nate, and to be honest, we're pretty desperate right now, and I feel like that's going to have to do something weird like that. Hello, I'm Melissa. I am an animal communicator, and I am communicating with Perciphony, the gecko today. The overall feeling I get is when you said, Periphani, no, the person was a very strong yes.

1:48.3

The police never found anybody.

1:50.0

To this day, I have no idea.

1:51.7

Who did it or what's going on?

1:53.6

Your case is in dangerous hands. Right, let's be real for a second.

2:04.2

We get it. We know this is weird.

2:07.2

But we have a real problem with this case.

2:09.8

He's looked into every angle of this and he's done all of the investigative work himself,

2:13.8

which is what I found quite frustrating about this case personally.

2:16.6

Every angle that we've looked at, he's just one step ahead of us.

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