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I look over and Lou is, I've never seen a dog so scared ever.

She's backing away from the window looking like she just saw a ghost, full like Mohawk dog hair, screaming. She's not even barking. She's full screaming. And I was like, Lou, what could this possibly be? And there's people working on

the outside of our house. And so there's a guy on a ladder right outside our window wearing his

t-shirt as a hat with the biggest sunglasses you've ever seen.

And I was like, oh, and he started laughing really hard,

and I started laughing really hard because we're like,

it makes a lot of sense that you're screaming on the top.

Dogs don't understand ladders.

No.

We've explained it to Luz so many times.

And she still just doesn't get ladders.

Have you shown her the videos?

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