This is a headgum podcast.

Poetry is a very nerdy thing that I was a teenage poet.

Oh, teenage poetry.

Yes.

And in college, too.

Oh, my God.

What I would give to read some of those poems.

I would give my arms.

No.

I remember the first poem I ever wrote that I was like, this is a poem.

And it was in high school, I think, sophomore year or freshman year of history class.

And when we had learned about Gandhi and India and British colonizers.

And I think the first line was anger rips us up inside.

Yes.

Welcome back to sitcom D&D, a real play Dungeons and Dragons podcast recorded in front of a fake studio audience.

Today, we're picking up inside Chuck E. Busters.

It's a pretty normal working day, and the working day is winding down.

And as y'all prepare to close for the evening and flip that sign from open to closed,

you can't help but notice that Seb has been pretty despondent all day.

And in this moment, he's actually just kind of aimlessly staring out the window

out into nothing, and doesn't even really look like he's taking anything in. And that's what we're

going to pick up. Quiet on set. Sound speeding. And we're rolling dice

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