S2E25.5: Seven Samurai [PREVIEW]

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's movie night at the big house we all live in together, and it's cowboy time again... or is it? Oh of course, it's Akira Kurosawa's 3.5 hour Seven Samurai. Because Dev got to pick the movie this time. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to an episode of Kill James Bond. It's me, as always, Devin, and I'm joined today by my good friend Abigail Thorne.
0:09.5	Hello.
0:10.8	And no, Alice.
0:13.0	I'm scared.
0:14.1	I don't know what I'm supposed to do without an Alice.
0:17.5	This is like, mum's gone on a night out, and then she's like, there's pizza in the oven,
0:23.0	just don't burn the house down.
0:26.1	She's left as a DVD to watch, which was an educational program, but we've swapped it out
0:30.7	with the Akira Kurosawa Classic Seven Samurai.
0:36.2	The thing is, we've done like two host things before.
0:39.4	Like me and Alice have done a few double dragons.
0:41.7	You and I also had like a girl's night before.
0:44.0	We've never even considered trying to do one without Alice.
0:48.5	I'm not really sure how it's going to go, but like...
0:51.4	Anyway, listen, Alice was, in an explosive sexual accident.
0:57.6	Um, she, she was, uh, having sex with, with three or more to 10 out of 10 bodies, uh,
1:04.7	and somehow contracted COVID.
1:07.6	Yeah.
1:08.2	This was, this was during the, uh, the trash future My Mouth Tour, which it turns out if enough people do that, you might contract the novel coronavirus.
1:18.6	Yeah, yeah. Have you heard of this? The novel coronavirus is too.
1:21.6	No. Me personally, no. Still haven't ever called it.
1:24.6	No, no, same.
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