Well howdy, partner, and welcome to this here town of Kill Jane Bond, New Mexico.

Starting out as nothing more than a couple, ramshackle huts where two roads happen across, we built this town up to a bustling hub of Old West trade and commerce, which does, of course, is the current West. I'm Hieronymus Devin.

I'm the mayor of this here, little slice of paradise, and I'm the sheriff. I also hate the

Chinese. That's nothing to do with none. Just jot that down regardless. I used to be a lawman out west, and then I came here and looking to settle down.

But if you'd believe it, I'm the law again.

Yes, sir, I guess no man can truly change his fate.

I guess destiny can't be outrun, not by anybody.

Anyway, joining me as a transgender woman.

Yes, sir. I reckon that's thematically coherent with what I just said. I've thought about what including a trans person in a narrative

would do to this, and I've decided it's fine. But look at me here, flapping my gums when I could

be introducing you.

This here's our very own bell of the ball,

the wonderful lady Abigail the Thorne.

Hello, my accent has mysteriously not changed at all

from being English despite being in this question.

That's completely fine.

I also used to be a lawman out by.

We all used to be lawman out where it's not.

The entire town is...

I suppose it doesn't rightly matter where you came from or who you used to be

so long as you're willing to make a fresh start here.

Hey, that's a mighty fine theme.

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