S2: Haskell vs Benders Best-Man Shootout - Sex Tips With Killing Kittens CEO & Archie's Engagement

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

What a week it has been on the podcast and in the life of a certain Archie Curzons aka The Magician aka The CEO of Clapham aka The CCO aka The Vibrator! On the pod this week we hear about his upcoming engagement, the ring he has designed for his soon to be fiancée, how he is planning on telling her old man, and most importantly what he has in store for the upcoming week.

In order for him to choose his best-man to organise his stag-do we have both Nick Abendanon & James Haskell on the show to have a banter shootout with one another, so that Archie can decide who is going to get that much coveted spot, as there can only be one man for the job! They discuss what they would both bring to the role but more importantly why the other man should not be trusted recalling past stories of; nights out together, incidents on and off the rugby pitch and in each others personal lives. It gets pretty messy....

We also are delighted to have on the show the CEO of Killing Kittens; Emma Sayle - Killing Kittens is the world’s most exclusive, decadent and hedonistic parties, fully focused on the pursuit of female pleasure. Archie is intrigued to find out more about the weird and wonderful underground sex world, fetishes, kinks, things to try out in the boudoir and ultimately pitches himself to become the firs ever male member.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Fred just picture this it's Thursday night. I'm at home in Clapham. I've got back from doing a serious F-45 session.
0:06.6	I've had my egg whites, my broccoli and my chicken and I'm just chowing down on a grenade bar.
0:11.2	Suddenly the city slick is what's that group kicks off and I just leave a little
0:15.6	voice note saying,
0:16.6	Molash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash. More lash. More lash.
0:24.0	More lash.
0:25.0	All the sudden Duners who's doing seriously well in the city
0:28.0	sends me a voice note saying,
0:30.0	what are you doing this weekend?
0:32.0	And I just say,
0:32.9	Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash,
0:35.0	Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash.
0:37.0	Mollash, Mollash.
0:41.0	Dunis says to everyone, right, everyone get on a Zoom conference call right now. D
0:45.0	Dunus says to everyone right everyone get on a Zoom conference call right now and everybody starts going
0:47.0	Morlash,
0:49.0	Molash, Molash, Molash, more lash, more lash, more lash,
0:57.0	more lash, more lash, molash, molash,
1:01.6	more lash. More lash.
1:03.0	Everyone gets seriously pumped and we all arrange to meet the ship at 12 p.m. on Saturday and you can only wear a pair of boxer shorts and some flip-flops.
1:12.0	And everyone just goes
1:13.0	mollash mollash mollash mollash mollash mollash
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