S2: Jeremy Irvine - Vandalising Cumberbatch’s Birthday - Getting Loose With Hollywood A-Listers & Spielberg’s Chassis Admiration.

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Archie is finally back from tearing it up large in St Tropez and has returned with a hell of a tan and also a bit of a wobbly chassis, fuelled by an over indulgence in fine french rosé and foie gras. We catch up about his final couple of days in the south of France and what he's been up-to since his return to the hallowed land of clapham. Archie discusses his latest 'chica' who it seems he's about to ask to be his wife, his new AC Ltd invention, his love of social distanced gyms, Maysy's new fitness plan, his colleagues snatching up his new saying 'that's so money' and much much more...

We're also joined by Hollywood A-Lister star of; Steven Spielbergs War Horse, The Railway Man, Mama Mia, Great Expectations, The New Bourne Identity Series to name but a few in; Mr Jeremy Irvine.

We discuss his love of rugby, training with the 'Hampstead Hussars' in North London Divison 5, Steven Spielberg falling in love with his chassis, tearing up Cumberbatch's birthday party, Tom Hiddlestones 'sloppy hockey chassis', nights out at infernos, how Archie made him fall in love with Clapham, dating Ellie Goulding, getting loose at a festival with the Mama Mia cast - Colin Firth, Lily James, Amanda Seyfried etc, his love of 'the rig biz pod', how he keeps his rig in check, fighting for netball girls admiration and a lash load more.....

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Freddie, just picture this. It's Monday evening. I'm doing my weekly food shop. I'm in
0:05.2	waitros, wearing my barber face mask. I'm about to buy chicken chunks and the person
0:10.7	next to me realizes that, hold on that lash banter 10 I pulled down my face mask and I start saying
0:18.4	More lash more lash more lash more lash more lash Molash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, because we're in wait shows by More lash. More lash. More lash.
0:34.0	Because we're in wait shows by Clappen Common, everybody starts to realize,
0:37.0	oh my God, the chief chat officer, the CEO Clappin's here.
0:40.0	They all follow me to the bouser where I'm buying Slimline Tonic and Gin and they all start singing
0:45.8	Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash.
1:01.2	All the sudden, the head of waitros Clapham Common comes over and goes can everyone just stop I say Automate I'm the CEO of Clapham. Do you mind he goes oh sorry I didn't mind can I give you a discount I say yes he suddenly starts singing
1:14.1	mollash mollash mollash mollash mollash
1:18.0	mollash mollash
1:20.0	and everyone joins in and they're all singing,
1:24.0	Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash,
1:27.0	Molash, Molash, Molash, Mololes, moles, moles, moles,
1:35.0	moles. And then basically, that's how I will end up getting 20% of all my shopping at waitros.
1:44.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 8 of the Rigby's podcast.
1:48.0	My name is Freddie Clode and once again I'm joined in person by Monsieur Archie Kersons.
1:52.7	How you doing?
1:53.7	Bonsieur, mate.
1:54.7	Bonjou.
1:55.7	Yes, saver, we be on mercy.
1:58.7	The two gambons is the play. What do you do? Fred. Let's de Gambons, Suave Play.
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