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The Rig Biz Podcast

S2: Freddie Burns & Archies Brother - Bust-ups & Breakups, Shocking Revelations & End Of Season Review

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9952 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the season finale of Season Two and what a packed show we have in store for you; Archie’s been inspired by ex-Scotland International Alex Groves incredible achievement of swimming the channel and hence has started his own charity (which is as you can imagine somewhat ludicrous), we’re lucky enough to be briefly joined by Grovesy to discuss his epic achievement, Archie's finally an engaged man and hence Freddy is incredibly excited to hear how the whole engagement went down, we then surprise Archie by bringing on his older half-brother ‘Hector Curzon’ who reveals all about the Curzon family dynamic before Archie has a huge revelation which sends shock waves through the hearts and minds of both Freddy & Hector.

Once that emotional hurdle is overcome we proceed to do a review of the season and Archie triggers out causally his awards to those guests who he has enjoyed the most throughout the season leading to a reunion with his fly-half brother in arms ‘Mr Freddie Burns’. Burnsy gives us an update on his current situation which sadly is being newly single and somewhat unemployed as he desperately waits for the Japanese borders to re-open - however this gives him the perfect platform to relay for the first time so incredibly entertaining and at times horrifying stories about his career and teammates to date.

We also preview our 4 one off special interviews which are coming up in a couple of weeks time before we trigger off - Season 3 - starting off with Chloe Madeley and followed by some incredible names across the world of sport and business.

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THEY'VE INVENTED THE WORLDS FIRST RAZOR WHICH DOESN'T CUT YOUR BALLS - SO TREAT YOURSELF TO A FEARLESS TRIM NOW!

We will see you all in a couple of weeks….behave yourselves & remember

AAA BBB CCC

Freddy & Archie
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Donate to Alex Grove’s incredible charity swim here - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/alex-channel-swim

Join The Falcons and purchase your cap for pre-season now here - https://rexclub.wpengine.com/product/clapham-falcons/

We will be supporting two charities this season, the first being that of 'Move For Zoe', where fingers crossed we will be organising a touch rugby tournament, rig work out, team run or something along those lines on the 15th/16th August (lockdown allowing)- to raise money for this great cause. Zoë who was a great school friend of mine suffered a brain haemorrhage in August 2019 as a result of a previously undetected acute Leukaemia. She was urgently admitted to the Intensive Care Unit in Charing Cross Hospital but died 25 days later without recovering consciousness.

Please check out the charity below and support generously
https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-display/showROFundraiserPage?userUrl=TeamZoeB&isTeam=true.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Mate just picture this it's Saturday it's boiling hot I'm on Clap On Common I've got the pill in my right hand a

0:06.9

Corona in my left I look out there are chassis as far as the eye can see and I just start singing more lash more lash more lash

0:16.4

more lash more lash more lash more lash

0:21.4

more lash more lash, more lash, more lash, more lash.

0:26.0

More lash, more lash.

0:29.0

Then everyone realizes it's Archie Cousin, Captain of the Clapham Falkins, Chief Chat Officer,

0:35.2

the CEO of Clapham and they all start singing,

0:38.9

Morlage, we'll lash, we'll lash, we'll lash,

0:45.0

more lash. Well, last, last, more last, more last, more last, more last, more last, more last, more last,

0:50.0

more last, more last, more last, Moorlage, mollage.

0:53.0

And then everyone is on their feet, they're going nuts.

0:56.0

It's like SW4.

0:58.0

Beers are going everywhere, rock the balls in the air,

1:00.0

everyone's got their top off,

1:02.0

including girls.

1:04.0

And they all start singing,

1:05.0

More Losh, for Losh,

1:07.0

for Losh,

1:08.0

more Losh,

1:10.0

Mollas, for Losh,

1:11.0

for Losh, 4Las, 4Las, 4Las, 4Las, 4Las, 4Las.

1:17.0

4Las.

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