S2 Ep81: Pegasus, Teeth and Bears-- Oh My!

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

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🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Tim is in rare form as the original crew discusses real and imaginary animals and the anxiety of the dentist and other appointments. Luke's brother gets married, which leads down a path of wedding horror stories, horrible speeches and food disasters. This is Part One, with more to come next week so stay tuned!!

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0:00.0	I'm going to give you a friend's page then you could basically make like a map of just
0:15.4	two friends or we're going to get that message.
0:18.9	And when they get the message, they can DM you or send a group chat text.
0:24.0	What are you helping us with?
0:25.0	And it's like, you know, like Snapchat, it's like that a little, but it's more robust.
0:34.5	And then what you can do is you can post pictures or recipes or whatever and you can scroll
0:40.2	which is cool.
0:41.2	That's a feature that I'm not used to, but I'm getting used to it.
0:44.4	Yeah, used to scrolling.
0:45.9	Well, when you, you can scroll up or down, but this one, if you scroll left, it goes into
0:52.6	your main menu.
0:54.6	So, Kalinda, I have a question.
0:57.9	Do you ever use Tinder?
0:59.3	Because it sounds like you noticed.
1:01.1	That's why I think left and right.
1:02.1	I used to use Tinder, but there are just, I don't know.
1:06.2	I think I'm just going to opt out right now.
1:09.8	Oh, okay.
1:10.8	I used to get a touch of married.
1:12.0	Well, relationships and things like that.
1:15.1	I just want to invest in me because no one else is.
1:19.1	You know how they say this pizza ain't going to eat itself.
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