S2 Ep80: Welcome to SIMS 3

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

The crew is all over the place, discovering a whole new language in the Sims 3 world. They discuss favorite cartoons and childhood tv shows, best antagonist and protagonist in a movie, Harry and Megan drama, and they end up analyzing a cringey Christian movie "end of the date" scene.

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0:00.0	You fart? There we go. That's the best clap, elbow.
0:14.0	Alright, I did have a country song. A new Luke Bryan song I want to show you.
0:17.0	Oh no! You want it? He's still alive. He's still alive.
0:23.0	Yeah, I'll leave it. Come on, leave it.
0:25.0	Get to work. Do you give her a verdict on my...
0:27.0	You don't get paid for. Let's go.
0:29.0	He gets paid in silly bands. What should we pay him?
0:33.0	Beans. Beans just a big bag of beans.
0:37.0	Big old bag of beans.
0:39.0	Big old bag of beans.
0:41.0	Get him a big old bag of beans.
0:43.0	Check, check. Oh yeah.
0:44.0	Get him a big old bag of beans.
0:46.0	Check, check. Alright.
0:47.0	I think we ought to pay just with the old big bags of money with the dollar sign on the phone.
0:55.0	Is there money? I think that's a pretty baller thing.
0:59.0	Just going to pay your bill in the restaurant.
1:01.0	Just like having blocks of gold.
1:03.0	Yeah. Go back to the gold standard for real.
1:05.0	Yeah. Yeah.
1:07.0	It'd be hard. Can you imagine?
1:09.0	It would. It would be a little different.
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