Well, hey there, friends.

Man, even into 105 degree heat, I knew you'd show up.

Father's day was last week, Chester.

I appreciate the card, but that's a day late and a dollar short.

Ungrateful kids.

Hang tight, friend. I'll only be a second.

Mmm.

Oh yeah. You know, the National Weather Service has great advice for weather like this.

They say to drink plenty of water and stay cool. Well no shit, Sherlock. Someone give these people a raise.

I tell you, I don't know what I'd personally do without our brilliant authorities.

All right, friends, smoke them if you've got them and drink those glasses to the bottom.

Because old Drew Blood has a tell-to-tale.

But first, the rigmarole.

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