S2 Ep50: 150 - Cremation Clearance Sale

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fancy (and no-longer secret) Italian hotel. Tim learns to speak German, for dogs. Livy makes her father an offer he simply can’t refuse. Luke unveils his plan to make millions with little more than a box fan. And, crappaw returns to either show support or take his vengeance! You never can tell with him.

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0:00.0	music
0:08.0	Ed it is about you my friend never
0:13.0	always about you
0:17.0	I have to say
0:19.0	I came across this Beatles song on revolver I kind of like it
0:23.0	they're the Beatles
0:24.0	the Beatles they were a
0:28.0	Like an underground band, a foreign band.
0:30.4	Yeah.
0:31.4	I feel like you're never been born.
0:35.0	It's good.
0:39.0	It's good stuff.
0:40.8	They had quite the neck for the hook.
0:43.4	I say.
0:43.9	Yeah, I guess they made a few good songs.
0:46.5	It's just amazing that they made.
0:48.5	They were a band from like, I think like 1960ish around.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:55.8	And they broke up in 1970.
0:58.8	So in 10 years, they did all of that, all of that, all those albums and all those hits.
1:04.8	And they're in their 20s.
1:06.6	Some of them were still in their teens.
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