S2 Ep49: 149 - More Ponds, More Blondes

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Tim is made to feel inferior by every single person on the internet. Luke tries to fix Netflix and strives to be the best that no one ever was. Heather scratches her 20 year itch...gently!

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0:00.0	All right.
0:07.0	It was such a sun-chiny day today.
0:17.5	Wasn't it great?
0:18.5	Yeah, it's pretty.
0:19.5	Yeah, it's sweet.
0:20.5	It's cold though.
0:21.5	You would know you were inside coding?
0:22.5	Yeah.
0:23.5	I can't hear it to be very well.
0:25.5	Maybe it's me.
0:26.5	Whoa.
0:27.5	So you're going to turn to that person that the kid who just is in the basement all the
0:33.5	time coding and you're going to get a whole scan of pasting.
0:36.5	Yeah, at least for three months.
0:38.5	Wow.
0:39.5	Well, not how many months?
0:40.5	How much do you have left now?
0:42.5	Six weeks.
0:43.5	Oh, you're halfway done?
0:47.5	Yeah.
0:48.5	Well, no.
0:49.5	Eight weeks.
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