S2 Ep47: 147 - Luke Ruins Everything

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer his question and walking off the podcast. Heather recounts a true western stand-off witnessed at her local Walmart. Tim critiques international music and sings with an unparalleled European flare and grace. Livy enters the draft and is already reporting boredom on the front.

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0:00.0	Today's Guitar
0:25.3	This is my song to Olivia.
0:32.3	Yeah.
0:34.3	Hi.
0:35.3	Hello.
0:37.3	How far, Chris?
0:38.3	There's less breakfast, deep-o'ing,
0:42.3	On the last pan, the dear one,
0:45.3	You're our own girl.
0:48.3	And I don't laugh, wow.
0:50.3	The center of a road is injured,
0:54.3	The road is the line,
0:57.3	You want us in,
1:00.3	Try to make her proud of you,
1:04.3	The seeds grow down,
1:07.3	And I hear,
1:09.3	They hear me,
1:12.3	And they never saw me,
1:16.3	Olivia.
1:17.3	Don't call me, don't turn up in the air.
1:22.3	You're not listening to me.
1:24.3	I'm sorry.
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