S2 Ep46: 146 - The Pursuit of Sloppiness

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The gang gets current and talks current events that are happening currently. Tim makes his plot known to “Will Smith” Albert Pujols upon his return to St. Louis. Livy saves people’s lives after having just one sip of hard seltzer. Heather sprays water at the TV during the Oscars. Luke condones steroid use in the competitive world of podcasting.

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:10.3	And it actually plugs in.
0:11.9	What?
0:12.7	It's got pickups.
0:13.7	They can get the other one.
0:15.6	Oh, no, you don't need them all.
0:18.1	You know, I got the bed pan guitar,
0:20.4	which is very playable, and I will use it probably on stage,
0:22.8	because it plugs in like an electric guitar.
0:24.8	Is it the top three strings?
0:26.1	I don't have any.
0:26.8	It is, uh, you don't?
0:28.5	I was going to ask you.
0:29.5	There should be some earphones right there.
0:31.2	You got the other ear.
0:32.2	No, I'll stand.
0:33.0	Okay, I have some.
0:35.0	You know what I got of this last weekend at the show?
0:36.6	It was puzzles.
0:38.0	Oh, really?
0:39.0	Oh, no way.
0:40.0	I got nice, three boxes of puzzles.
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