I'm gonna pry the bloody yacht. That's like someone else's life.

Don't need a proper plan. I wouldn't enjoy it while we can.

Hello. Can you hear me? The blue. The blue, we need you.

I don't know where we are. He's there! He's there!

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As we bring the first full week of 2020 to a close, I would like to publicly state that I hope the rest of the year is more efficient than this past week.

You mean...

This week for me has been filled with things that should take five minutes and are end up taking 45.

Do you think maybe that's a lesson in patience?

I don't know what it's a lesson in, but the latest one was right before we sat down to do the show.

I went to print out some stuff we were gonna talk about and the printer just decides that like the print head doesn't work or something.

And it tells you it gives you like these 12 steps to try to fix it.

I did all 12, which took like 20 minutes or 30. I don't know how long.

And then when I got to the end, it said, you know, whatever, restart, whatever.

So then I googled and every comment on the internet is, oh, don't even bother.

Like when your print head goes, did you just do it? And then people are...

Yes, print heads, man, they're a real problem.

And the thing is with printers, like the print head costs as much as a new printer that's almost as good as the one you're using.

Almost as good as the one that we have now.

Yeah. So the upside is, you get a new printer.

Right. Yes. There is always an upside.

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