S2 Ep31: Pandemic Special Pt. 2: Butt Stuff

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are back for the second installment of their Pandemic Special. This time, the ladies take a detour to share some pre-coronavirus stories: the special adventures of Lulu and Bea, Bea “running away,” Jodie and Celia breaking their bodies, and Celia showing her pedicurist porn (on accident!). Then, they talk about being present and reconnecting in the face of the current panic, and issue a PSA: with all this extra time on your hands, don’t put weird things up your butt.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to
0:02.0	Albe's the answer.
0:03.0	Which supermarket is both which, cheapest supermarket
0:06.0	2022, and good housekeeping reader's favorite
0:09.0	supermarket, 2023.
0:11.0	spoiler alert, it ain't asder
0:13.0	yes ALD is the answer shop at ALD and see if you could save your family fortunes And welcome back to part two of our COVID-19. No, I don't know. I'm trying to be serious stuff. I'm still
0:40.5	drunk so it doesn't matter what you want to say.
0:42.8	It's fine.
0:43.9	It's been a week in between these episodes.
0:46.1	And I think that we can safely say
0:48.3	that I will probably be drunk throughout that entire week.
0:50.9	Yes, I think we should also probably let people know though that we did actually record. out that
0:55.0	entire week.
1:00.0	that we did actually record these two episodes.
0:56.0	Back to back.
0:57.0	Sylvia isn't drunk for an entire week that it's only just been,
1:01.0	it's all in one day. don't panic people Celia is not
1:05.5	rapidly becoming an alcoholic I do have I do have goals though I'm you know just
1:10.4	just to say I'm almost drawn I am proud I of you. I get my kids back on Wednesday I'll have to be sober then. Yeah. Which is a shame for all of us involved. Well, it's the it's the homeschooling I think that's going to be rough. I know, you know, we're just trying to figure out right now how to get a particular code to sign into Beatrix's online journal thing and the teacher can't find, you know, these
1:36.4	poor teachers man, I don't know, this has got to be so rough for them to all of a sudden
1:41.2	take all of your learning and try and transfer it.
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