S2 Ep30: Pandemic Special: Celia's Drunk

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are dispatching to you from the COVID-19 pandemic this week – something they never thought they’d say. First thing to know is that Celia is drunk. Second is that along with discussing how the pandemic is affecting their lives, they manage to find the humor in a bad situation, as they always do. So this episode is filled with laughs, an insane new expression from the brilliant mind of Jodie Sweetin, butt humor, and Picante Clamato.

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0:41.8	Hi.
0:42.3	Holy shit! This is. thought I'd say this. Hi.
0:43.0	Holy shit.
0:44.0	This is like a lot.
0:47.0	I know.
0:48.0	I never thought I'd say this.
0:49.0	We're in the middle of a pandemic.
0:51.0	Like the ultimate I never thought I'd say this. Yeah. Although you know what's weird? Hmm. I remember three years ago probably sitting out in the back of your house hanging out like, and we, you had watched a Vice episode I think and talked to me about the fact that the pandemic was inevitable because of, you know, travel the way it is.
1:14.0	Yeah, I did.
1:15.0	I should have remembered that episode a little more.
1:18.0	Yeah, I mean, and it stuck with me.
1:20.0	And then when this started happening, I was like,
1:22.0	and I, you know, it was interesting too because not long before this all happened.
1:26.0	I had watched there's a documentary on Netflix called Pandemic.
1:32.0	I think it's Netflix or HBO, one of the two. Anyway. on Netflix called
1:34.0	one of the two.
1:35.0	I watched it several weeks ago and I was like,
1:37.0	oh, wow, this is really fucked.
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