S2 Ep28: Grandma Has FUPA

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are joined by Dancing With The Stars alum Kym Johnson, the first mom with twins to grace the podcast! The ladies share memories of new motherhood, the horrors of breastfeeding, and mom guilt. Then they dive deep into body image – how rough it is for moms postpartum, and how rough it is for kids when they reach puberty. But in an ironic twist, Celia tells her daughter she has “FUPA” in a craptastic parenting moment for the ages. If you don’t know what that is, you will soon!

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0:00.0	Hey Never Nation, Welcome to our next episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.
0:17.6	I'm your host Jody Sweeten.
0:18.9	And I'm Celia Behar.
0:20.4	We did it.
0:21.4	Yay!
0:22.4	Usually. That looks did it. Yeah, usually.
0:23.0	That was pretty smooth. Yeah, I'm shocked.
0:26.0	It's because you weren't looking at me.
0:28.0	I think that's the way to go.
0:29.0	That's the only way that I have to look down and look like cousin it so that you could put my hair in front of my face or like the girl from the ring and you don't face in my eyes.
0:36.3	Just no eye contact.
0:37.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:38.3	So here we are.
0:39.3	I know.
0:40.3	Is this episode 3.
0:41.5	We've done our live show, our first our first four Emily says because we're stupid
0:44.8	yeah that's why Emily's here she keeps us on track with her so Emily is here with the
0:51.6	her new favorite pen.
0:54.0	I will describe it for you.
0:56.2	I got it when I was working in Canada
0:57.9	and I bought it for B.
0:59.2	And it has like little red boa feathers on top of it and a Canadian maple leaf on a spring that
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