S2 Ep27: The Goodwill

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point when their older daughters have become cooler than them. They talk about the impossibility of clothes shopping with middle schoolers (especially for a first dance) and the insanity of school dress codes. They also totally out themselves as lame moms (they don’t think TikTok videos are funny, they don’t understand slang, etc.) and they’re NOT ASHAMED.

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. We are your home. I didn't even we didn't even introduce ourselves last time.
0:18.5	No, it didn't fucking arrogant of us that we just assume that everyone knows who we are. I am your host Jody Sweeten.
0:25.8	I am.
0:26.8	You are.
0:27.8	Yay!
0:28.8	Here we are.
0:29.8	Woo-
0:30.8	I just really, well that was also our first show back season two that wasn't a live show yeah it's
0:36.9	weird to be back I mean it's great I've missed I've missed doing it for sure and you all
0:40.8	have been non-stop emailing us and asking us what we're coming back which
0:44.8	is so nice.
0:45.8	No, we have we really do have kind of the best fans.
0:49.2	Yeah.
0:50.2	They made a birthday video for me.
0:51.2	Did you love that?
0:52.2	Ellie. Yes, Ellie made a birthday. video for me? Did you love that? E. That's E.
0:53.0	Yes, Eley made a birthday video for me with...
0:56.0	And I told Ms. Kalb about it. I said, I got a birthday video from fans.
1:02.0	All over the world. All over the world. Like the world like I got there was a video from
1:05.3	you a video from our really good friend jody fans from Australia fans from
1:10.3	Ireland fans from Brazil like Germany, Germany, like all of the Germany there, like all wishing me a happy
1:16.0	birthday and that just, if you guys are listening which I'm sure those little nevignators
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