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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep16: The Runt of the Melons

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

A chronicle of terrible waitresses and a near hypothermic experience in...Florida? The gang decides youtube is the greatest teacher and Tim admits his excessive empathy for inanimate M&M objects. Luke steals Livy’s charger, but all in good fun, and the young couple finally graduates from spoken word to full blown rap!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.1

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0:06.6

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0:10.3

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0:13.9

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0:23.4

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0:24.9

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0:25.8

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0:28.5

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0:58.6

I was just used to polishing my Mac show,

1:01.2

use stitches having everything perfect and ready to go.

1:05.2

95% of what I'm going to say, I know what I'm going to say.

1:08.6

And then you leave room for being in the moment and being present.

1:12.4

But you got to be open just enough to be in the moment,

1:15.3

to be present because you never know what's going to happen,

1:17.6

especially in a live experience.

1:20.1

That's when the pure magic happens.

1:22.1

And I would have never done this early on in my career.

1:26.2

Ooh, one night I was doing a show.

1:28.3

a show. It was a beautiful theater. And in midway, I'm in the show, I'm talking and this piece

1:34.4

of confetti, one piece of confetti was like a rectangular piece, just one. Just slowly

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