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🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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This week, the long awaited return of Jackson Rants! The gang gives their take on college sports and marvels at Luke’s budding fan base. Oh, and Tim gets a visit from the mafia (please don’t ever ask him about his business).
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0:00.0 | Hey there, you know that here at the Tim Hawkins podcast, we try to make it as easy on the |
0:14.5 | listener as possible. |
0:16.2 | We want to make it simple and the older I get, I find the simple pleasures to be the best |
0:22.4 | because life is made up of really few big events, but millions of the small, seemingly |
0:28.9 | insignificant ones. |
0:30.6 | And there's just so much more meaning and feeling tucked inside the simple stuff that |
0:35.3 | we've experienced in the scope of our lives really, the taste of a corn dog or sitting |
0:40.2 | in a warm car at the end of a cold walk. |
0:42.5 | It was a kid that the sound of my mom on a typewriter or the smell of old spice on my |
0:48.6 | father's shirt. |
0:49.8 | You know, one of the benefits of learning to live in the moment is that you get a deeper |
0:53.0 | appreciation of the beauty and the small events. |
0:56.2 | And I feel that my sense of humor is changing in that what some might call a regression |
1:01.8 | back to middle school. |
1:03.7 | I see it more as a deeper joy in just silliness. |
1:08.3 | You know, we were built to enjoy a little bit of silly, a little pull towards play. |
1:13.1 | It's like the older I get, dad jokes make me laugh harder. |
1:18.6 | You know, dad jokes, they're like, what did the plates say to the silverware? |
1:23.4 | Dinner's on me. |
1:24.5 | Why did the banana call and sick? |
1:27.2 | It didn't peel well. |
1:28.4 | What did the wall say to the ceiling? |
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