S2 Ep11: Last House Before Heaven

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and the gang chat about what they would each do in a purge, which horror movies were simply too much to handle, and they ask the dire question...who pooped in this room? They take a stab at making the term “nursing home” sound less depressing and Luke basks in his poll-approved victory of last week’s superhero debate.

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0:00.0	Welcome friends, come on in, take your shoes off.
0:12.6	Can I just say that of all the simple pleasures in life, the taking off of the shoes in
0:16.3	coordination with the plop of the body on the TV room couch at around 8 or 9 pm is a
0:23.5	high point of my day and my life, especially at the end of one of those days where you
0:27.9	feel you've earned it, you know, you put in a solid day's work, you've been productive,
0:32.6	checked all the boxes on your to-do list or at least got the important things done, you
0:37.0	deserve it.
0:38.0	I think it's very important in life to keep yourself accountable and the reason that we don't
0:43.2	usually like that is because true accountability shows us what we really are.
0:49.5	Accountability is a cruel mirror, but cruel or not, it's truthful and you know, we could
0:54.2	all use a little more truth in our lives.
0:56.4	Like in marriage, when it comes to accountability and marriage, it's not based on winning
1:00.2	or one-upsmanship.
1:01.6	I found that out.
1:02.8	It's the spouses there to be the voice that you should already have in your head like
1:07.4	my wife shall say like, okay, you just eaten four of those cream puffs and you're going
1:12.7	to eat another one.
1:13.7	I'm like, well, I deserve it.
1:15.8	I deserve it.
1:16.8	Well, you see, I'm the man of house.
1:19.4	I worked out today.
1:20.7	I worked out.
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