S2 Ep119: COLD STONE CHRISTMAS

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Cousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment. They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon roll eating etiquette, the new Wonka movie, the genius of Dr. Seuss, and the show WRAPS up with some amazing Christmas freestyle RAP. Merry Christmas from the Hawkins clan!

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0:18.0	Yeah.
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0:22.0	D. D. D. D. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. Taddit-Dit-Dit-Dit-Dit-Dit-Dit-Dit-Da-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Land-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tit-Tit-Tit-Tit-Tit-Tit-Tit-T-T-T-T-T And I just want some money so I can buy food for me and I'm so hungry right now I could
0:42.1	eat a fireplace.
0:44.0	That is hungry.
0:48.0	That is hungry.
0:49.0	That's enough.
0:50.0	Wow.
0:51.0	The fireplace.
0:53.7	Merry Christmas everybody.
0:55.1	Welcome to the Christmas.
0:57.2	Christmas episode of the podcast.
0:59.5	We're all wearing our Christmas outfit.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	We're going down.
1:03.0	We went down to French town.
1:06.0	We went actually, cafe shopping.
1:07.7	We're searching for coffee shops.
1:10.1	And, uh... It's the richest thing I've ever heard in my life. But it's not as rich as you would think.
1:15.0	So we're coming out of the first coffee shop, I think.
1:18.0	And then we saw a guy dressed as elf,
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