S2 Ep118: What Did We Do Before Phones

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

In our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tips over the holidays and also discussed how we survived without phones and the virtue of actually reading. Disney adults, a crazy cult and Christmas songs round out this early Christmas gift of a show.

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0:00.0	A newborn king to se per rump upon thumb.
0:15.0	Our finest gifts we bring,
0:20.0	a rump upon fun, rump upon fun, rump upon fun, Rumpa-pum-pum-p-pum-p-rump-a-pum-fun.
0:25.0	Peace on earth, can it be?
0:37.0	Pretty good. Perhaps we'll see.
0:39.0	See the final day
0:46.0	glory It's pretty good.
0:47.0	Yeah, that is good.
0:48.0	That's a classic.
0:49.0	It is.
0:50.0	Is it better than this?
0:51.0	Is it better than this though?
0:52.0	Oh lord this. Is better than this though? The Lord is.
0:55.0	But him jeans, boots with the fur.
0:58.0	This is, yes.
1:00.0	It's good.
1:01.0	The whole club was looking at her.
1:05.0	She hit the floor the next thing you know.
1:12.0	That's so cute.
1:14.0	Shani God Lolo.
1:17.0	Lolo.
1:18.0	Lola L
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