Hello and welcome to News Roast. I'm Jollyan Rubinstein.

And I'm Hayden Proust. And this is three courses of conversation.

Jolian, no, hold on. I don't think we should do the metaphor again. This is episode what?

What? It could be episode one. It depends the way you're looking at it.

I just think let's keep it really simple.

We've done the metaphor every single episode.

Let's just say we're having a metaphorical meal where our guest brings some courses for us to discuss.

That's it.

That's it.

We don't need to go into it.

But what we're doing is we've sort of now this time, we've sort of reached the metaphorical gates of comedy heaven.

We've reached peak metaphor.

The peak metaphor and the gatekeeper.

Yeah.

Not only has his time trumpet blown through our lives.

See how many show names you can get into this introduction.

But on every hour, it was, I realized that today was the day that I'd actually finally meet the

Amando Ianucci show

and potentially even

Very good

Could I just say I haven't eaten because I thought there would be food?

Shit.

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