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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S2 Ep 6: Puppy Piss & Ruined Rugs

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… hair gel techniques, puppy piss and a ruined rug, Sunday lunch spills, Henry the Eighth, mortal combat with the kids, phones in the toilet, a pact to learn Spanish and the end of Neighbours. Then some email questions answered on dating a friend's ex, an expensive wedding invite, and a mystery tidy-upper. For questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:08.8

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

0:12.9

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

0:18.1

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

0:22.2

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

0:37.9

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

0:40.4

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.1

oh my gosh it feels like haven't seen Tom Davis in a long time

0:51.0

this is a wolf and hour back in your fucking grill

0:54.1

what the fuck you look nice man you look good in a long time. This is a wolf for now back in your fucking grill.

0:54.5

Yeah.

0:55.4

What the fuck?

1:10.4

You look nice, man. You look good. I don't feel like a little night. You've seen you caught me in a bad moment where I've just had a shower. You can't put the wax in the barnet just yet. I wouldn't know. So you just have to let it dry a bit. Well, I'm just telling you. You have to let it dry a little bit, do you know what I mean?

1:12.6

To get them curls looking nice. How waxed you make your hair when you wax it nice not very not very I'll be honest with you I don't think in the however many years since I've been using wax I think I first started when I was actually I used to use gel and make it really crispy. I used to smash up yeah crispy gel or broil cream used to be my neck oh yeah I use black and white for a little bit. But you have to use fairy liquid to get it out. Yeah, yeah, crispy gel or bril cream used to be my lick. Oh, yeah.

1:27.7

I used black and white for a little bit, but you have to use fairy liquid to get it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went for a stage of bril cream where I used to sweep all my hair back to look like Michael Collione. Oh, God. I had like a widow's thick, so it used to sort of come out quite far. Yeah. And I just used to slick my hair back.

1:44.0

I used to literally give like almost a half a tub of bill cream

1:46.4

and really, like, lacquer it back nice. Hmm. And then, yeah. Well, I've never got my hair right, ever. What? I've seen your hair looking so nice and drippy. Well, that's very kind of you to say. but I always feel like I've either put too little or too much. Wax. Oh, no, no.

2:01.6

I think there's at least seven times in my life I've looked at your hair and gone, he has waxed that to the mat. It's nice waxing.

2:08.6

Thank you. Thank you.

2:09.6

Tom, I'm dealing with a really fucking...

2:14.6

What's happened, boy?

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