S2 Ep 5: 40 Degrees & Santa Issues

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On the hottest day of the year, we’re talking… staying hydrated, a world without carpets, a universal secret Santa, picture-perfect Christmases, culturally sensitive penguins and Charles Dickens by the pool. Then, after a quick tally of seaweed responses from our listeners, we answer emails on confident beach swims, tube-train deposits, returning clothing and an unfortunate incident with a nightie. For questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,
0:08.8	whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast
0:12.9	the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just
0:18.1	a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.
0:22.2	Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping
0:37.9	impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning
0:40.4	just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men
0:43.5	dressed up as a bird and a dog
0:45.1	hello and welcome to another classic
0:51.7	we don't know if it's classic yet
0:53.1	the standard hasn't been verified. Episode of the Wolf and Al. How delighted. On the hottest day ever in history. Yeah, yeah. I went out for a little walk before we've done this time, just to get myself sort of. Really? Yeah, yeah, went out for a walk and even that was unbearable. What heat is it, is it busting where you are right now?
1:11.3	I think it's, let's have a look.
1:13.3	I think it's probably 30s. I think, how hot is it where you are? It's insane, isn't it? Yeah. I'm actually going to be in one of the places that's going to be hottest today. Where's that? It's going to hit nearly 40 in my house. Your house is one of the hottest places
1:25.9	Well, because I'm in it, baby
1:27.3	Oh, yeah, boy in my house. Your house is one of the hottest places? Well, because I'm in it, baby.
1:31.4	Yeah, boy.
1:34.7	It's going to be 38, 39, where I am today.
1:35.6	That's quite excessive.
1:40.1	So, guys, I know this is too late for this advice because this episode's going to go out tomorrow,
1:42.8	but stay hydrated, guys, you know?
1:43.9	Get that water down you.
1:46.2	I think in general stay hydrated. It's actually, guys, you know? Get that water down you. I think in general, stay hydrated.
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